Caption This Photo!

I saw something today in downtown Toms River and I thought it was pretty funny so I snapped a picture of it. Click "Read More" to check it out.

Use the comment section below and give us your best caption. I'll give an example:

"Mom!!! Get me the camera quick...I gotta take a selfie with the drunk human"

I'm sure you can do better than that, so have some fun, and caption away