Black Friday is upon us! All the deals, the squeals and the (insert word that rhymes with deal and squeal that would make sense — we are at a loss) that make Black Friday such an insane concept at its very core. It’s grown people sleeping out on the street in the cold to get half off a smoothie maker? It’s all utter nonsense and will probably get even more popular each year since we are all so broke and can’t pay full price for anything.

To celebrate the darkest day of the year, here is a photo gallery of past Black Friday madness.

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