Tyrone Johnson
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Drunk Dialing is NEVER a Good Idea
We have all done it at one time or the other. We have a few (maybe more then a few) drinks and then decide that it's a good idea to pick up the telephone. BEST case scenario is that you get the person's voice mail and then hang up. WORST case scenario, the person answers and you spill your guts with no memory of what happened.
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Leave Kid’s Cereal Alone
It seems that experts have decided to once again tell us that sugary cereals are bad. It is part of the never ending quest by dieticians to take away everything that tastes good. Sugary cereals have always been bad but isn't that part of the fun?
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Bankrupt Airline Boots Alec Baldwin for Playing Game
I have been very consistent with my hatred for the airlines. We know all the usual complaints, but one bankrupt airline just hit a new low and showed WHY they are in financial trouble.
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Larry King Thinks He is REALLY Important
Most of us thought we had heard the last of Larry King. He has moved on from his CNN program and was supposed to be retired. Well one thing that isn't retired is Larry's ego.
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Go to Movie Premiere With Scarlett Johansson!
There is no denying that Scarlett Johansson is one of the hottest women in Hollywood today. She is at or near the top of every "hot" list and with The Avengers coming out this summer her fame is only growing. Well Scarlett has offered up a chance that you have been waiting for.
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Woman Uses Dating Site Just for the Food
Online dating has taken off in a big way the last few years. More people are meeting their future spouses online than at bars or bookstores. I never really understood the appeal because I believe approaching a woman is a part of the courting process, but I can't argue with the results. Minerva McGonagall (clearly a fake name) decided to use a popular matchmaking site for a different reason.
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Tyrone Johnson’s Week 13 Picks
We enter week 13 in the NFL. The final week for fantasy football owner's regular season. Let's finish strong!
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Clooney Tells Actors To Stop Complaining
In this economy a lot of people have the right to complain. Unemployment is high and people are losing their homes. Health insurance continues to increase and without a cost of living raise this adds up to a pay cut for millions of Americans. We are lucky just being in America, living anywhere else would be TERRIBLE.
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Even James Bond Hates The Kardashians
I know that everyone in Hollywood MUST hate the Kardashians. Along with any American with a brain. They have NO talent and yet they are on television nonstop. Kim also recently was awarded a lead role in a major motion picture. One man finally said what everyone else is thinking.
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Dog Shoots Man in Buttocks
A Utah man went bird hunting on Tuesday. He stepped on a boat to move the decoys that he uses on the hunt. Everything was going great. The sky was blue, the water was calm, and he had his faithful companion by his side. Then things went terribly wrong.
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Men May Want to Keep Laptops Off Their Laps
New science studies come out all time. Every week we find out that something awesome could be bad for us. I normally ignore these studies because I refuse to not participate in the good things in life. This new study though is just too scary to ignore.
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School for Adult Relations? Sign Me Up!
Adult relations are the things that bond us all together. We can disagree on where, when, and how, but just like any animal we are going to get those natural urges. From the inchworm to the walrus; from the beaver to the komodo dragon, we were put on this planet to have adult relations.