Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Wedding Ring Strangles Man’s Penis in Worst Sex Game Ever
A wedding ring should remain on your finger. At. All. Times.
What Is the Fattest State in America for 2016?
Deep South? More like deep fried.
Doofus Woman Gets Equally Doofus Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on Forehead
This woman's love for her boyfriend is written all over her face.
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Are Embarrassingly Dumb (And Endlessly Entertaining)
There are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.
You Too Can Make This Grotesquely Awesome Oozing Pumpkin
It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Breaking Science News — Here’s How to Prevent Smelly Farts
We interrupt whatever you are doing to bring you this monumentally important piece of information: you can stop your farts from smelling.
‘Trumpkins’ Are the Most Ferociously Fearsome Pumpkins Ever
To alter a phrase that's been altered countlessly over the last few months, Donald Trump is out to make Halloween scary again.
See All 100 Unfortunate Coaches Bill Belichick Has Ever Beaten
Bill Belichick has hit the century mark.
The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)
Move over, beer mile. You've been replaced.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Who Would You Most Like to Punch in the Face?
Well, this is certainly a mean question.