A Letter to Old Man Winter
Old Man Winter:
I’ve made a grave mistake.
Mother Nature has been unfairly blamed for this crappy winter weather.
She’s been cursed and despised for this miserably cold and snowy season.
Meanwhile, you’ve gotten off pretty much scott-free.
Have you been willing to step up to defend Mother by being a real man?
You act all tough and macho, but you let her take the hit, you spineless bastard.
Mom gets blamed and dad gets a pass, and I went right along with the injustice.
I’m so ashamed.
Mother Nature was so not amused, she unfriended and blocked me on facebook.
Hopefully she won’t go further and decide spring will be delayed until July.
Thanks for the green on St. Paddy’s Day,